A nasty 4,000 year old bowl of noodles in China settles it. Take that…Italy!
UPDATE: So it turns out that what likely happened was that an
earthquake overcame the house in which this Chinese person was sitting
down to have a bowl of noodles. And then, soon after, a flood
overtook the house. All this to explain how noodles could last
for 4,000 years. vnee suggests this might be a host (see his
comments). Come to think of it, they look sort of like that dried
cuddle fish snack. In any case, in my hungry opinion, it’s a
shame this Chinese brutha could even finish his bowl of noodles before
biting the dust. All he needed was one more bite. There is no justice in this world!!